me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants
This is so confusing to read as a British person
me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor
(via illusionsformoney-blog)
she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space
she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted
Sounds like a cake song
(via magillskill)
My boyfriend’s dog is a dipshit but I love her❤️
Watch: The GOP basically handed this anti-Trump ad to Hillary Clinton on a silver platter.
Look I’m a republican, and I cannot stand Donald Trump….ugh…
me when i have like a sip of water: ahaha my cells are gonna love me for this one…finally getting on the health wagon
(via hashtagbigbooty)
cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
(via musaine)
*Gossiping*
- Friend: oh my god do you know who so and so is
- Me: no but continue bc I am a nosey bitch
footage of the US government after telling the public that it was a “missile test.”